March 2011
gottaalovepink asked: :* <3
some people need to understand that i dont like...
I wish school was as easy as half the girls in it.
phaibooty:
Facebook:
MEANWHILE ON TUMBLR:
LOGGING IN:
FUNNY POSTS ON YOUR DASH:
DELICIOUS FOOD ON YOUR DASH:
SEXY PEOPLE ON YOUR DASH:
TALKING TO YOUR FAVOURITE BLOGGERS:
HATERS IN YOUR ASK:
FOLLOWERS PWN YOUR HATERS:
IDIOT FACEBOOK USERS:
ERRORS:
LOSE A FOLLOWER:
GAIN A FOLLOWER:
FAVOURITE BLOG FOLLOWS BACK:
START GETTING TIRED:
STAY ONLINE ANYWAY:
...
When Microsoft Word tries to tell you that you...
blacksatin:
Bitch how the fuck you gon’ tell me who the fuck I AM ?!?
What starts with P and ends in orn?
itsjustoverboard:
POPCORN!
What starts with an F and ends in uck?
Firetruck
What starts with ass and ends with hole?
Asshole.
Someone's standing behind you, looking at what...
larrryhoover:
Bitch, can I help you?
I DIED!
i can't wait to get married
ballerinabri:
youremyguidinglight:
i’m gonna walk down the aisle like
and i’ll be all like
my future hubby is gonna be standing there waiting for me like
we’re gonna say our vows, and be all like
then we’re gonna go to the reception and party
then go to our hotel room and bang
then live happily every after
but for now, I’ll be on Tumblr
LMAO at the GIFS!
When a girl says "Come over and chill."
timeforplan-b:
jedizone:
Expectation:
Reality:
The expectation only happened once in my life. Never again :’l
City Boy of Illmocity: "You can do so much better" →
derezbrown:
Before you tell a person that, please think about what you consider “better” and think about how shallow you sound or how low your esteem must be. If you’re telling this to your significant other, go cry yourself a river, build a bridge, jump off it and drown. He/she is w/ you for a reason cus…
Reblog if you know Lakers are winning the NBA...
Derek Rose; #1
Making a sandcastle
Expectation:
Reality:
I'm done. I quit. I resign. I just can't.
jstforkicks:
some nigga just said Eminem is better than Pac
My life without a phone or computer ;
nativeturquoise:
This would make life so much easier:
NEED THIS.
I hate when bitches get a new hair style and say,...
tokyomartian:
dmojones:
My nigga it is just hair
l m a o.
Successful Negro
iam-rob-gordon:
Reblog if you wish cancer didn't exist.
