April 2011
I failed a spelling test because they asked me how to spell BITCH & I put down your name.
Leave music on in your room and sing along as you go to the bathroom. Come back and you haven't missed a beat.
This is me.
When I think I’m doing this:
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I actually look like this:
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Porn... what have you done to us?!?
Nurses
Expectations:
Reality:
Cops
Expectations:
Reality:
Slumber Parties
Expectations:
Reality:
Librarians
Expectations:
Reality:
Flight Attendants
Expectations:
Reality:
Girls at the Gym
Expectations:
Reality:
Nuns…really?
Expectations:
Reality:
and lastly,
What Women care about the size of
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Reality:






















